Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in buggery_pete's LiveJournal:

Monday, January 24th, 2005
3:10 am	I know who dis-a guy imitating me is. you wanna know? he's not-a me, and he's not-a Joe Avati. he's................... A TOTALLY DIFFERENT-A GUY!!!! I'm-a gonna find him and I'm-a gonna lure him closer with-a da bread and then I'm-a gonna beat him with-a da salami I'm-a hiding behind-a my back. he knows what I'm-a talking about. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 14th, 2005
5:53 am	whaddayou wanna from me, eh? I give-a you da malocchio marrone. yeah. dentro lo culo. don't-a you give-a me the fisheye. occhio dei pesci. here come-a da pescatore. I dunno what dat means but it's-a gotta be bad. FOR YOU! (17 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
7:35 am	I think I'mma gonna call dat Mat guy, an I'mma gonna ask him why he keeps telling people he's-a me. Dat comb ain't foolin' nobody, mangi cake. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
7:24 am	Bongiourno! Look-a dat, eh? I gotta me a internetta pastafazool here. I betta you Joe Avati don't have-a one-a these. That's-s because he's a totally different-a guy from me, no? I'm-a smart. He ain't. I don't got much-a to say right now. Whaddyou wanna from me, eh? (1 Comment |Comment on this)